Ah, the wonders of alcohol. When you drink it, you think you're the smartest person alive. But have you ever tried writing down what you say when you're drunk? Try it next time you have that epiphany while intoxicated. How embarrassing. Since almost all of us have been exposed to drunken ramblings, lets share a few of our favorite (and confusing) things we've heard. Just slur a little when saying these and it'll be like you were there!

I wush trieing to do a beeir blog but got so bloggin bloaded, I cloggered it. Besht not to drieve too musch am veary druhnk anysway. Gottsta luv this guy Ashtun - he keepts pueshing the biers thish way - schmall tanks for doin ahwer bloggin odomodoraters jobsh.

Beeing odomodorater on this [sigh]T -- ish soh haerd two kiepe da beig add-meanoegoistrater guy [hic, hic] happie, i meen, man hee iss sush a figgin attashk mashter ists drunking me to drinck eevn harrder.

Butt, mai frene, Ashtun itish a grate sitenaintit??

Tanks sho mush fore awl yu due fore usawfull wrenches